“Happy Endings” star Eliza Coupe is showing off her fantastic figure and her sharp wit in the April issue of Esquire.
The funny woman, 31, shows off her curves in a sexy black monokini for the magazine's "Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman" feature.
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Coupe's contribution?
"A man races into a bar, sweating and visibly shaken. He turns to all the patrons and starts yelling, 'Does anyone own a 6-foot penguin?'" the comic started.
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"All the patrons shake their head. The guy says, 'Damn, I hit a nun,'" the actress quipped.
Coupe, who stars alongside Elisha Cuthbert and Casey Wilson on the ABC sitcom, opened up about her upbringing. Coupe may look like the height of femininity these days, but in her childhood, she enjoyed brawling over a hockey puck with her two brothers.
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"I was basically raised as a third son," the star confessed. "But I've girlied out."
Coupe also admits that she's still sweet on her childhood celebrity crush, Jim Carrey. She even had a run-in with the "Ace Ventura" star.
"I was in the back at this awards show and kind of got pushed off to the side and backed into something I thought was just a bench," the actress explained. "I looked over my shoulder, and there's Jim Carrey sitting on a crate. My butt was in his face."
Alas, Coupe didn't grab the opportunity to meet "The Mask" comedian.
"I could have said anything. Like, 'How's it going? I'm attracted to you,'" Coupe recalls. "But I just said sorry and walked away. That was me."  ( From NYdailynews )